Topper Red, Minstrel in Narlmarch

A slight young man with dark red hair and hazel eyes with a beautiful fiddle in one hand who’s melancholy breaks from a sudden glint of mischief and a surprisingly good, if bawdy, song.


Male Human (Taldan) Bard 5
N Medium Humanoid (human)
worshipper of Cayden Cailean
Init + 1; Senses Perception – 1
AC 15, touch 11, flat-footed 14 (+ 4 armor, + 1 Dex)
hp 33 (5d8)
Fort + 1, Ref + 5, Will + 3; + 4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, and language-dependant effects
Speed 20 ft.
Melee Dagger + 2 (1d4 – 1/19-20/x2)
Ranged Shortbow + 4 (1d6 – 1/x3)

Special Attacks bardic performance (standard action) (21 rounds/day, bardic performance: countersong, bardic performance: distraction, bardic performance: fascinate (2 targets) (DC 15), bardic performance: inspire competence + 2, bardic performance: inspire courage + 2

Bard Spells Known (CL 5):
2 (3/day) Sound Burst (DC 15), Invisibility, Enthrall (DC 15)
1 (5/day) Hideous Laughter (DC 14), Identify, Confusion, Lesser (DC 14), Charm Person (DC 14)
0 (at will) Message, Read Magic, Ghost Sound (DC 13), Detect Magic, Mage Hand, Lullaby (DC 13)
Str 8, Dex 12, Con 11, Int 12, Wis 9, Cha 16
Base Atk + 3; CMB + 2; CMD 13
Catch Off-Guard, Extra Performance, Point Blank Shot, Skill Focus (Perform [string instruments]), Spellsong
Acrobatics – 5 (- 9 jump), Appraise + 8, Bluff + 16, Climb – 7, Diplomacy + 16, Disguise + 10, Escape Artist + 1, Fly – 5, Knowledge (arcana) + 9, Knowledge (geography) + 7, Knowledge (history) + 7, Knowledge (local) + 10, Knowledge (nature) + 7, Linguistics + 9, Perform (comedy) + 9, Perform (oratory) + 9, Perform (string instruments) + 16, Ride – 5, Sense Motive + 4, Sleight of Hand – 1 (+ 1 to oppose the Perception check of someone observing or frisking you regarding items in the sheath), Stealth + 0, Swim – 7
Languages Common, Draconic, Halfling, Hallit, Skald, Sylvan, Varisian
SQ bardic knowledge, hero points, lore master (1/day), versatile performance abilities (string instruments), well versed
Combat Gear Alchemist’s kindness (5); Other Gear Chain shirt, Arrows (20), Dagger, Shortbow, Adventurer’s sash (9 @ 6 lbs), Backpack (2 @ 15 lbs), Bedroll, Bright green vest, Disguise kit (10 uses), Mug/tankard, Musical instrument, masterwork (Violin), Musical instrument (recorder), Noble’s outfit, Spell component pouch, Traveler’s outfit, Wrist sheath (1 @ 1 lbs), You have no money!
Special Abilities
Bardic Knowledge + 2 (Ex) Add + 2 to all knowledge skill checks.
Bardic Performance (standard action) (21 rounds/day) Your performances can create magical effects.
Bardic Performance: Countersong (Su) Counter magical effects that depend on sound.
Bardic Performance: Distraction (Su) Counter magical effects that depend on sight.
Bardic Performance: Fascinate (2 targets) (DC 15) (Su) One or more creatures becomes fascinated with you.
Bardic Performance: Inspire Competence + 2 (Su) +2 competence bonus for one ally on a skill check.
Bardic Performance: Inspire Courage + 2 (Su) Morale bonus on some saving throws, attack and damage rolls.
Catch Off-Guard Proficient with improvised melee weapons. Unarmed foe is flat-footed against your improvised weapons.
Lore Master (1/day) (Ex) Take 10 on knowledge checks, and 1/day take 20 as a standard action.
Point Blank Shot + 1 to attack and damage rolls with ranged weapons at up to 30 feet.
Spellsong Combine spellcasting and bardic performance
Versatile Performance (String Instruments) + 16 (Ex) You may substitute the final value of your Perform: String Instruments skill for Bluff or Diplomacy checks
Well Versed (Ex) + 4 save vs. bardic performance, sonic, and language-dependent effects.



Topper is a young man of 20 with dark red loosely curled hair, scruffy beard and grey-blue eyes. Topper’s clothes and leathers tend to be either new or untended to. Topper would rather buy new clothes or have “friends” tend to them. His belt holds a wooden recorder along with his weapons. Topper is friendly enough, talking a lot and likes his beer. Topper tends to talk a lot and punctuates his conversation with back slapping and snippets of poetry or lewd jokes neither of which he tends not to remember all the words to.

“I’m living free in this world. I comes from Pitax but there was a woman see and a bit o’a misunderstanding that forced me to leave that humdrum boring world o’towns and cities behind. Good blessings of Cayden that!”

“That which Cayden blesses true
brings great mischievious joy to you
and when…where…no, when…”

“Anyway, to seek my fortune out here as a brigand, what a life! And to have that life of wenchin’ and danger with riches and glory become so much more when I, I, became a true lord of Narlmarch as Magister and then be promoted to Minstrel; can you think of anything more worthy of a great poet like meself?!”

Topper went on to become Magister of Narlmarch with students to take advantage of and boons to convince shopkeeps to give him. Then he was removed from the position and made Minstrel which was perfect until months went by and he discovered that the position didn’t actually exist. Still he had fans and beer and idle time to whore and party.

Then he was kidnapped by a crone worshipper of the cult of Gyronna, drugged and held for weeks in a cabin lost in the Narlmarch Forest being raped and abused. If it weren’t for the Perlivash the faerie dragon and some of the other fae of the northern wood it is likely he would have died there and if it hadn’t been for Perlivash Topper may well have never recovered from the trauma.

Topper spent weeks wandering about with the faerie dragon playing pranks and struggling to not succumb to the nightmares and depression. It was then that the lad wandered into Rickety Bridge and met the hiding provocateur Grigori. Topper knew who the man was and planned to ultimately present the man to Yorick after playing with the wanted man; what Topper didn’t expect was that the two men would mutually fall in love. They verbally sparred, put on entertainment shows and argued about virtually everything until the realization of their relationship dawned on them and Topper realized that he needed to make a choice.

The young man woke knowing that he would betray his lover and left Grigori to track down the messenger who Red knew would be delivering Grigori’s pay. The identity of the messenger his to use Topper then followed the man to the Sootscale caverns where he deceived him with illusion and convinced Grigori that no more payments would be coming. Grigori, already thinking his lover dumped him and he was no longer going to be paid Grigori decided to move south and try his political experiment on a larger scale in the River Kingdoms or Galt.

Topper relaxed and went on with his life. He thought that he had saved his kingdom from outside agitation and saved his lover from assassination. Grigori’s head appearing in a gift box for General Corbin came as a terrible shock.

Topper Red, Minstrel in Narlmarch

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